The Real Reason I’m
Late for Work
Late for work-make toast.
But the toaster is not on—
I’m late anyway
Serving Sizes Actually
Mean Something?
I’m cooking for one—
So why do I have so much
Leftover pasta?
Losing my Social
Security Card Part I
You mean I have to
Keep all of my documents
In some sort of safe place?
Losing my Social
Security Card Part II
If I lose my card
I can’t just ask mom and dad
To get a new one?
When Mom isn’t
Cleaning Up After You
No matter how clean
We keep this place, it always
Seems to get dirty
If I Want a Balanced
Meal
I think I’m getting
The hang of this cooking thing—
But I still burn rice.
When You’re Sick with
da Ebola
Every last sniffle
Means that I’m dying—so who
Is making me soup?
